AP English…process analysis essay?

AP English…process analysis essay?
i have to write a process analysis essay for ap english? anyone have any ideas as to what i could write about? thanks.

This is a very easy essay the possibilities are endless
1. How to lose weight without losing your mind
2. How to win at Texas hold ’em
3. How to choose a major
4. How to find the perfect roommate
5. How to get rid of a roommate–without committing a crime
6. How to succeed in (or flunk out of) college
7. How to pitch a knuckleball
8. How to plan the perfect party
9. How to survive a night of babysitting
10. How to pitch a tent in the rain
11. How to housebreak your dog
12. How to kick a bad habit
13. How to overcome insomnia
14. How to stay sober on a Saturday night
15. How to rent your first apartment
16. How to avoid a nervous breakdown during exams
17. How to enjoy the weekend for under $20
18. How to make the perfect brownies
19. How to keep peace with a spouse or a roommate
20. How to bathe a cat
21. How to complain effectively
22. How to survive a recession
23. How to toilet train a baby
24. How to develop self-confidence
25. How to use Twitter
26. How to wash a sweater
27. How to build a great music collection–cheaply and legally
28. How to get along with an instructor without sucking up
29. How to give yourself a haircut
30. How to plan the perfect class schedule
31. How to apply the Heimlich maneuver
32. How to end a relationship
33. How to select the best portable media player
34. How to take decent photographs with your cell phone
35. How to quit smoking
36. How to survive without a car
37. How to make the perfect cup of tea
38. How to save money while saving the environment
39. How to build a great sandcastle
40. How to edit a video
41. How to make (and keep) friends on Facebook
42. How to insert a contact lens
43. How teachers make up exams
44. How parents (or children) make us feel guilty
45. How an iPod works
46. How ice cream is made
47. How a cell phone takes pictures
48. How a magician saws a woman in half
49. How a pocket calculator works
50. How a particular accident occurred