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09/08/2019

what do you think of my satire essay? PLEASE read it its how i started?

QUESTION
what do you think of my satire essay? PLEASE read it its how i started?
it’s supposed to be a satire essay about something that gets me mad but making fun of it, i seriously do NOT know how to write a satire and this is my pathetic attempt please helpp! my topic is about facebook tell me what you think and help me perfect it..thank you

Most people say that facebook is a waste of time , that all we do is stalk our ex’s, upload provocative pictures and of course hate on people that do the exact same thing. It’s true, I personally think that facebook is an absolute waste of time, no one wants to go on facebook and see the girl you hate in a bikini showing off her perfectly shaped boobs or worse, accidentally click on her picture to see how many people liked it and realize that your ex boyfriend was the first person to comment is not that you are jealous or anything, yeah sure your boobs will probably never looks at perky as hers but you can “like” his comment then delete him, that’ll show him!

ANSWER
Many people say that facebook is a waste of time and that all we do is stalk our ex’s, upload provocative pictures, and of course, hate on people who do the exact same thing. It’s true. I personally think that facebook is an absolute waste of time. No one wants to go on facebook and see the girl you hate in a bikini showing off her perfectly shaped boobs or worse, accidentally click on her picture and see how many people liked it and realize that your ex boyfriend was the first person to comment. It’s not that you are jealous or anything; yeah sure your boobs will probably never looks at perky as hers but you can “like” his comment then delete him. That’ll show him!

I think it’s funny